He Joked That the Mailman Slept With Every Woman on the Street, Except

It began as an ordinary evening โ€” quiet, predictable, comfortably dull in that long-married kind of way.
The TV murmured in the corner, replaying some sitcom theyโ€™d both seen a dozen times. The smell of roasted chicken lingered in the air. The kitchen clock ticked in steady rhythm, counting out another unremarkable day.Tom stirred his coffee out of habit โ€” black, no sugar โ€” a ritual more about rhythm than need. Across the table, his wife was scrolling through her tablet, half-smiling at something on the screen. She looked relaxed, content.

And thatโ€™s when he decided to make a joke.

A small one. Harmless. The kind of throwaway remark thatโ€™s meant to tease, not sting.

He leaned back, watching her over the rim of his mug, and said casually, โ€œYou know, the guys at the club were saying the mailmanโ€™s slept with every woman on our streetโ€ฆโ€

He paused, savoring the setup.

โ€œโ€ฆexcept one.โ€

He expected the usual โ€” an eye roll, maybe a sarcastic quip about how men gossip more than women. But she didnโ€™t roll her eyes. She didnโ€™t laugh. She didnโ€™t even look up.


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